Mack – Chief Nap Officer & Treat Supervisor 🐾

Mack is the office’s four-legged morale booster, professional snuggler, and undefeated champion of the 3 PM snack raid. With a face that says “I’m judging your life choices” and a heart full of love (and drool), Mack keeps the team on schedule—mostly for belly rubs and bathroom breaks.

Special skills include:

• Strategic desk lounging 🛋️
• Zoom photobombing with impeccable timing 📸
• Expert in “sad eyes” negotiation tactics 🥺
• Snoring louder than the office printer 💨

If you see a waddle in the hallway, that’s probably Mack, reminding everyone that the most important meetings are those involving treats, naps, and unconditional love.